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Lickin' Walls 

"Lickin' Walls" is a metaphor used by some stoners to denote the point where all possible routes of obtaining weed have been exhausted. Desperate measures such as cleaning out the grinder entirely and hitting all the resin possible out of the stoner's bowls have been taken. All that is left is to lick the walls and hope that somehow the weed that has seeped into them will get the stoner high. The more desperate counterpart to lickin' walls is burnin' hair.
Stoner A: Dude, you sure we have nothin left?
Stoner B: Nah trick, we're so out we might have to start lickin' walls.
Stoner A: Shit man, I hate getting splinters on my tongue.
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Lickin' walls 

one can be said to be "lickin' walls" when they find themselves in a desperate situation where they want to smoke but have no weed and therefore must lick the walls to get the TCH residue out of the walls of the room that is normally smoked in.

You can not actually get TCH from licking the walls and this is just meant to be used to express the desperate situation you are in.
I've been dry for days son. I'm lickin' walls!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026