Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018

licketyship

to have things delivered quickly, usually on the same day

She had forgoten her mom's birthday, and because she had no time that day to go shopping, she had a present licketyshipped.

by Sarah Coffman September 2, 2005