Love texting. Love + Texting = Lexting. Texting romantic stuff to your girlfriend so she gives you head later. Adding a lot of hearts and sweet lines from movies that make your girlfriend think you're amazing.

I wish i could just smell your beautiful hair again <333

We should go out to dinner, drink wine, and look at art tonight <33333

I know you're working from 9-5 tomorrow... but i really wanna be your 5-9. <33

I was lexting yesterday and my girlfriend gave me head that night!

Lexting by Koampapapa November 20, 2010

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Letting A Grill Rock

The courageous act of not taking any real action. Allowing things to develop naturally and accepting whatever consequences that may follow. Those who let grills rock are incredible human beings.

That biker at the Dead & Co. Concert was not only letting a grill rock, he was allowing his grill to napalm itself!

Letting A Grill Rock by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

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Lexing

An extreme form of simping.

Damn, that guy is lexing hard for Jeremy.

Lexing by Father Tak May 24, 2020

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Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

Lexington Alarm Clock by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

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