Lewistown, PA 

A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."

A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."

Lewistown, PA by Mussman! December 4, 2009

lewistown pa 

A stupid town full of attention whores and douche bag boys.

Wanna go to lewistown pa?

No, I'll get the swag std.

lewistown pa by From Lewsitown January 23, 2014

Highland Park-Levittown 

One of the most wonderful sections in Levittown Pennsylvania. Where there are no 4 way intersections every street name starts with an H and everyone that lives here is white.

Its all white people. EVERY single person is white. Im not kidding If there is a minority they are lost or they are cutting though.

most of the kids here either smoke alot of weed drink alot of beers or do some type of drug because they think its the most boring place to live. they mostly think they are from philly driving rice burners (mostly civics) they want to add turbos and other expensive shit that their parents buy them and brag about racing and they never do. Also they graffiti thinking they are really good. And they always have car meets in the local shopping plaza while they sit there idling their cars talking smoking and doing nothing.

also most of our houses have weird special windows that normal air conditioners cant fit into

Highland Park-Levittown

Salesman-since you cant buy normal air conditioners because you have vertical windows that slide side to side you have to buy this overly expensive custom air conditioner

Buyer-Fuck......

Highland Park-Levittown by Wikedjuggal0 June 15, 2011