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A massive twat who is a simp who feels they are in a relationship with the person they are simping on and feels like a mega Chad they usually only have a dick up to two inches long but say they have a massive dick.
Person 1: “That guy is such a Lewilo“
Person 2: ”I know right he thinks he’s dating every gamer girl in the school and things he’s an Alpha male”
Person 3:Yes and he also said his dick is 7 inches but when he tried to fuck a girl his dick was only an inch”
Lewilo by ScarlettRhianna December 4, 2022
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Leiloni is a wonderful person inside and out. She is stubborn at times but loves very hardly. She is romantic; and when she loves someone she really does love them. She is very intelligent and will amaze you everyday. She is beautiful, highly attractive, and drop dead gorgeous! She is one of a kind. Girls like her are honestly hard to find.
Leiloni is such a beauty.
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It is of Hawaiin origin meaning heavenly; noble child of heaven; heavenly flower. A "lei" is the familiar Hawaiian necklace of flowers. "Loni" is to be noble.
Aww, what a beautiful baby girl Leiloni is.
Leiloni by seximami3 October 15, 2011

lewilisa 

an awesome nickname for lewis and is awesome af
wow lewilisa is annoying
lewilisa by maryann waterMALONE January 17, 2018
A real solid bitch til the end. A fine lil pimp bitch that keeps it real wit you and will have yo back to the fullest. She’s the true definition of a “real friend”
Person 1: you know leilonie ?
Person 2: yea she solid asf and chill
Person 1: Ong she is
leilonie by @lameasslay September 25, 2019
Leilo is the funniest person you will ever meet. If you do not like his humour, you will never see happiness again. Leilo’s are artists, amazing ones to be precise. They excel in school but not on being a kind person.
Leilo is an intellectual.
Leilo by BonjourHola November 30, 2018
An absolute legend anime review youtuber who must be respected by the masses
OMG! did you see the awesome LewisOHH anime review youtube video recently??!?!
lewisohh by BruhSimpBruhSimp August 21, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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