Levittown (New York)

Like the Wantagh Indians said, "Levittown (an indian word) means 'Land With No Basements.'"

Q - Got a rumpus room?
A - Nope, I live in Levittown (New York).

Or

Q - Have you any extra storage downstairs?
A - No. There is no "downstairs," I live in Levittown (New York).

by The REAL Bambino December 15, 2010