Lettuce butt

When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.

Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt

Lettuce butt by Littlegael June 27, 2016

butt lettuce

When you have not properly wiped yourself and leave bits of toliet paper stuck between your cheeks.

Karolina needed to harvest her butt lettuce after a night of heavy drinking and poor personal hygiene.

butt lettuce by Butts McCracken February 23, 2014

lettuce butts 

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

lettuce butts by CliffM July 6, 2008

lettuce in my butte 

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),

letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!

lettuce in my butte by nabfam December 30, 2020

Butter Lettuce 

Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.

Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves

Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.

Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.

Butter Lettuce by skuhm September 24, 2013

butthole lettuce 

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

butthole lettuce by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

Butter Lettuced by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021