The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.
"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"
"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"
"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"
by Medusa09 February 17, 2009
John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.
by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 02, 2023
Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025