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Leon and Jesus

Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.

He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.

A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.

A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.

May God bless them!
Leon and Jesus by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
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