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The state of being high...usually after smoking an immense amount of illegal substances

Dude...i'm so far into Lemland i can hear the trees talking
Lemland by Merlin[TLB] April 27, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A lemland is a land where anal sex is the norm and all the cool kids do it there. Because they like it up the mahogany slide.
I want to go to lemland with that sexy mama
lemland by Cierjess Arnillett May 22, 2008
A lemland is a land where anal sex is the norm and all the cool kids do it there. Because they like it up the mahogany slide.
I want to go to lemland with that sexy mama
lemland by Cierjess Arnillett April 11, 2008
The lemland is the flap in your asshole that some people have. Its the cherry of an asshole, the hymen of a rectum.
Corey O said "Yo dogg i found this one boozie last night and i popped her lemland."
Lemland by Tloh Yesac January 7, 2010

Leland High School 

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!
Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

Leeland Steamer 

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.
Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.
Leeland Steamer by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009
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