leinenweber 

A good last name for the average American family.

Jojo Siwa is such a Leinenweber

leinenweber by jojofan12345678 March 20, 2018

Leinenweber 

An American family with no skinny children

Dave: Oh, those are your children
Sue: Ya this is billy, cubby, and giggly

Dave: Wow your children are Leinenwebers

Leinenweber by jam and crackers May 28, 2018

Leinwebered 

The complete and utter owning of someone/something due to an overwhelming amount of awesomeness.

Me: I called Comcast today about my outrageous cable bill.
Jason: How did that go?
Me: I apologized for the onslaught that was about to occur, I Leinwebered them, and they lowered my bill by $45 per month and I said good day sir.

Leinwebered by Wolfpack123456 July 18, 2011