Leg nog 

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

Leg nog by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016

Leg Nog 

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

Leg Nog by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021

legnogg 

cum.

hey your legnogg is dripping off your leg.

legnogg by pshycobitch October 12, 2008

LegNog 

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

LegNog by purple_bozo January 12, 2009

LegNog 

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

LegNog by yellow_bozo January 12, 2009