Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.
Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!
by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021
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Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016
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