BatteryMaster's definitions

Rubber Sucky

To get a blowjob from someone whilst wearing a condom.

I got a really good rubber sucky from my girlfriend last night, dude.

by BatteryMaster July 5, 2017

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016

Gaslightmare

A type of dream or nightmare that gaslights you. It seems so real that it basically puts false memories into your brain.

A little while back, I had a really weird gaslightmare where I had a long lost brother named John. I continued to believe he was real for like a week.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2022

Biomech

An art style popularized by Swiss surreal artist H.R. Giger. Hence its name, biomech art combines the aspects of machines and organics into something shit-brickeningly terrifying. Initially, Giger used this style to make robot porn, but it was made even more popular when he designed the iconic xenomorph for Ridley Scott's film "Alien".

Guy 1#: Have you heard of the biomech artist H.R. Giger?

Guy 2#: Isn't that the swiss guy who made robot porn?

by BatteryMaster July 7, 2016

amemic

To be deprived of memes to the point that your physical health starts to decline. Only the freshest, dankest or most timeless memes can cure this illness. A dead meme will only make it worse.

My friend Jeremy is getting a little amemic lately. He hasn't watched a single meme compilation this entire week.

by BatteryMaster May 31, 2018

Nugglet

Small, round clumps of fresh dog feces (poop) that are produced by small/medium sized dogs. They will range in size from that of a marble to at least that of an Asian man's erect penis.

I took my chihuahua Tito Dick out for a walk in the cul-de-sac, and halfway through he dropped like five smelly nugglets all over my shoes.

During my vacation in africa, I saw a dung beetle roll a jackal nugglet around in the Serengeti. It turned me on.

by BatteryMaster June 7, 2017

Bitcoining

The act of farting in such large quantities that it eventually renders the air around you unbreathable, similar to the carbon emissions caused by excessive Bitcoin mining.

My wife pulled the sheets over my head and started bitcoining me. It was absolutely foul.

by BatteryMaster October 12, 2021