14 definitions by BatteryMaster
by BatteryMaster January 21, 2021
Small, round clumps of fresh dog feces (poop) that are produced by small/medium sized dogs. They will range in size from that of a marble to at least that of an Asian man's erect penis.
I took my chihuahua Tito Dick out for a walk in the cul-de-sac, and halfway through he dropped like five smelly nugglets all over my shoes.
During my vacation in africa, I saw a dung beetle roll a jackal nugglet around in the Serengeti. It turned me on.
During my vacation in africa, I saw a dung beetle roll a jackal nugglet around in the Serengeti. It turned me on.
by BatteryMaster June 7, 2017
by BatteryMaster July 3, 2017
To be deprived of memes to the point that your physical health starts to decline. Only the freshest, dankest or most timeless memes can cure this illness. A dead meme will only make it worse.
My friend Jeremy is getting a little amemic lately. He hasn't watched a single meme compilation this entire week.
by BatteryMaster April 28, 2018
A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016
A type of dream or nightmare that gaslights you. It seems so real that it basically puts false memories into your brain.
A little while back, I had a really weird gaslightmare where I had a long lost brother named John. I continued to believe he was real for like a week.
by BatteryMaster July 8, 2022
The act of using a buttplug in place of a lug nut when constructing or repairing machinery. This method is often used when an individual has run out of lug nuts.
I was fixing someone's car today, but halfway through I ran outta lug nuts. Thankfully I was able to pull a plug nut just in time.
by BatteryMaster January 5, 2017