BatteryMaster's definitions

Gaslightmare

A type of dream or nightmare that gaslights you. It seems so real that it basically puts false memories into your brain.

A little while back, I had a really weird gaslightmare where I had a long lost brother named John. I continued to believe he was real for like a week.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2022

Bitcoining

The act of farting in such large quantities that it eventually renders the air around you unbreathable, similar to the carbon emissions caused by excessive Bitcoin mining.

My wife pulled the sheets over my head and started bitcoining me. It was absolutely foul.

by BatteryMaster October 12, 2021

Swat

To have released sweat into or onto something, particularly an article of clothing.

I must apologize, for I have borrowed your gym clothes and swat upon them without your consent.

by BatteryMaster January 21, 2021

Coise

The New Yorker slang word for "curse". The term can be used to describe both profanity and evil hexes.

"Don't do it, Jakey! You will fall victim to da Witch's coise!"
"My favorite coise woids are 'fuck' and 'faggot'."

by BatteryMaster September 28, 2018

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

amemic

To be deprived of memes to the point that your physical health starts to decline. Only the freshest, dankest or most timeless memes can cure this illness. A dead meme will only make it worse.

My friend Jeremy is getting a little amemic lately. He hasn't watched a single meme compilation this entire week.

by BatteryMaster May 31, 2018

Rubber Sucky

To get a blowjob from someone whilst wearing a condom.

I got a really good rubber sucky from my girlfriend last night, dude.

by BatteryMaster July 5, 2017