Left Now

If "right now" means you'll do something immediately. Left now is more like you'll do something "soon". You're still gonna do it, it's not really putting something off. But Left Now is a bit less urgent than Right Now. So, instead of "immediately", I'd say "soon".

The bill collectors keep nagging me. I'll pay them off left now!

Left Now by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 3, 2026

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time 

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time by squiggatron April 22, 2020