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Leetosaur 

A Man So leet he is related to a dinosaur, an unstoppable killing machine. So leet that if he looked at you, you'd get 1 deaged instantly without even having a deagle dude. like dude thats fucking leet..
Dude what a fucking LEETOSAUR, SIGN MY MOUSEPAD!
Leetosaur by shs? DUDE! July 31, 2008
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Leftasaurus 

Notably a dinosaur with tendencies towards the leftmost of any given surface.
Guys, I have been trying to get to the left side of the street. Perhaps I should look towards the leftasaurus for guidance.
Leftasaurus by KinderedOne June 24, 2022
a substance that runs in the blood of the very leet counter strike players that makes them pwn all nubs.
damn the leetsauce is back im pwning
leetsauce by Nelson January 17, 2005

laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi
- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"
laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009

Lesbosaurus 

An old lesbian relic fully equipped with wrinkled labia lips.

A woman who just came out of the closet yet, was known for being a lesbian way beforehand.
"Did you know wanda sykes was a lesbian ?! she just came out of the closet ! please that was so obviously and old news, shes a lesbosarus by now"

"Im going to stop by Pat Fields in the morning to by some new clothes, since im her number one client that old lesbosaurus"
Lesbosaurus by elle<3 February 16, 2009
Literally means, i am elite and you are shit.
exact words.
Say leetsauce to anyone you just pwned,chances are they will have heard, but have the wrong definition.
Leetsauce by Angillas April 4, 2009
The event where one who is leet, continues to be leet, and grows in leetness begins creating a mixture of tubgirl and goatse extracts. This mixture, known as leetsauce, begins leaking from all of the pores of said leet one.
Damm, that newbie was so pwnd by my leetsauce.
leetsauce by flow September 2, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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