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Leftasaurus 

Notably a dinosaur with tendencies towards the leftmost of any given surface.
Guys, I have been trying to get to the left side of the street. Perhaps I should look towards the leftasaurus for guidance.
Leftasaurus by KinderedOne June 24, 2022
a substance that runs in the blood of the very leet counter strike players that makes them pwn all nubs.
damn the leetsauce is back im pwning
leetsauce by Nelson January 17, 2005

laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi
- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"
laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009

Lesbosaurus 

An old lesbian relic fully equipped with wrinkled labia lips.

A woman who just came out of the closet yet, was known for being a lesbian way beforehand.
"Did you know wanda sykes was a lesbian ?! she just came out of the closet ! please that was so obviously and old news, shes a lesbosarus by now"

"Im going to stop by Pat Fields in the morning to by some new clothes, since im her number one client that old lesbosaurus"
Lesbosaurus by elle<3 February 16, 2009
Literally means, i am elite and you are shit.
exact words.
Say leetsauce to anyone you just pwned,chances are they will have heard, but have the wrong definition.
Leetsauce by Angillas April 4, 2009
The event where one who is leet, continues to be leet, and grows in leetness begins creating a mixture of tubgirl and goatse extracts. This mixture, known as leetsauce, begins leaking from all of the pores of said leet one.
Damm, that newbie was so pwnd by my leetsauce.
leetsauce by flow September 2, 2003