When a retard pretends his family member died so he can get some attention. He can also fake a heart transplant and drowning. This person has no balls, so he can't confess. If he confesses, he makes another lie getting himself hated by everyone. Poor kid breaking his back during his 12 years of living.
"Did you hear Sheldon pretended his sister died?" Asked Derek. "Damn, he's one big Leelouster" replied Alex. "I'm gay" shouted Sheldon
I went home with that guy we were drooling over the other night. I had no idea he was packing such a large member. I don't remember the last time I hooked up with a leemus like that!!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.