Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.

Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.

by BLiv July 16, 2025

leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.

I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!

by The KI girls April 3, 2025