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Leash Child 

A child who is restrained on a leash usually being dragged by an un-attentive parent. These children can usually be seen at wal-mart, disneyland, grocery stores, or any other generally large area.

The said leash can come in many different styles ranging from the standard which makes it look like a dog harness wrapped around a child to the newer style where the leash is attached to some ugly little backpack so the parent doesn't feel as bad when people stare and can pretend like their child is wearing it because they like it.

Seeing these children usually make you think of a dog on a leash when the child strays too far the parent will either just keep strolling along dragging the poor child behind or give the leash a good tug there-by forcing said child back at their side.
Shelby: did you just see that leash child?

Melissa: Yeah, poor thing.
Shelby: lets cut the leash and free him!

Ashley: I saw a leash child today at wal-mart
Danny: Was the mom dragging it down the isles?
Ashley: Ya she didn't even notice until he got stuck on a display case
Leash Child by mcaitlen March 30, 2011
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child leash 

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.
"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"
child leash by kifferen December 22, 2016

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"
My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.
least favorite child by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017

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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026