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Lazy-ass fuck

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
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Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.
by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011
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Lazyassfucker

some that goes by the name of mingchung or also may be known as minaling. they are people who like to sit on their asses and dont do shit yet they still look amazingly cute and are always your best friend even though you know they are shutty lard fucks
Damn he just sat on the couch and talked to me for 5 hours, what a lazyassfucker
by mingalingbestfriend December 27, 2009
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