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once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, god created man( and woman for those people). but in his efforts to help humanity, god realized no one will ever be perfect. he ran tests, and challenged many, but not a single soul could ever do what he wanted. so, god decided it was time. He devised a plan to make the ultimate human. his name Layn. his goal, to become a plumber and lay the best pipe around. but lastly, his motivation, Wyatt. his ultimate love and also, his ultimate enemy. Wyatt would steal all the hoes and even, take Layn’s mom. after some time Layn made his final move. the move that would decide if man and layn survive Wyatts. he would bang bang Wyatts mom. after Layn did this, Wyatt flipped out, stuck his pool goggles on, and went ham on Layn’s booty hole. Layn endured the worst punishment of all. but found a way to pull threw and proved to all humanity and even god himself that layn is better than Wyatts and is the ultimate human. The end (inspired by a true story btw)
Hey, is that cunt Layn?
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A heartbreaker who claims to be in love yet turns around on a whim and up and leaves.
Don't pull a Layn
Layn by TheStupidEx April 25, 2011
LayNii is a tool that has lots of class.

LayNii get ya layers real nifty.
Jake: Ya using LAYNII?

Dave: Sure in combo with AFNI
LayNii by rev_maximus October 27, 2020

Layne Staley 

An amazing singer and songwriter. You can get lost in his voice and u can cry when u hear the lyrics. He is the lead singer of a wonderful band called Alice in chains. He has suffered from drug addiction most of his life and many of the songs he wrote were about his Struggling . He died from an O.D and was found on the couch 2 weeks later, when his body began to decompose. It's really sad that such talent has gone to waste but he will always be remembered by his fans and will always live through his music that will be there forever.
"Goin' down the steps on a white line
Straight to nowhere"
"Black is all I feel, so this is how it feels to be free"

Layne Staley 

his art is great, his music and words are inspirational. his voice so unique. His death a great loss and tragedy. He will be missed. Rest In Peace Layne Staley and THANK YOU
Layne Staley by jay October 7, 2003

Layne Staley 

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains
Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.
Layne Staley by Rexall June 10, 2004