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Layercake 

Cake that is in layers. Its layerable.
Timtam had a giant piece of layercake but he had the shits afterward.
Layercake by FlamingHomosexual99 August 20, 2009
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LayerCake 

Refers to the layers of fat surrounding an overweight woman or man's Moose Knuckle
That lady(man) was huge you should have seen her layercake!
LayerCake by ItsMeABC123DEF February 23, 2012

LayerCake 

Hungover morning with a nice crap to start the day, follow that up with a whack session landing on top of said crap.
I made the most satisfying layercake earlier this morning.
LayerCake by CFreezy July 1, 2020

multi layer cake 

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.
Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.
multi layer cake by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

Layer cake 

Doing the “layer cake” consists of stacking one woman on top of another and positioning yourself behind them to alternate fucking one and then the other in the ass.
Want to come over tonight and make a layer cake out of me and Angela?
Layer cake by Dreibb November 11, 2021

layer cake 

The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
layer cake by Birdamus December 3, 2013

four-layer cake 

The act of being pooped on, vomited on, ejaculated on and peed on simultaneously. Usually involving five participants -- wherein the "chosen one" will take a knee in the middle, and the other four will begin the process while surrounding him/her.
She never knew true love, until she was given a four-layer cake.
four-layer cake by Subject #152 March 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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