lay a brick

To take a shit.Used in the movie "Ali G Indahouse".

Prime minister: "Ali,would you lay a brick for us?" ( on the building foundation)
Ali G crouches and takes a shit.

by Vojvoda August 29, 2005

Lay A Brick

To excrete one's faeces;

For one to lay poo-poo

To 'Lay A Brick' is to drop a hefty turd

My whole family came round to my house for Sunday Roast, and a couple of hours later i had to 'lay a brick'.

by NigelBennington July 26, 2011

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011