A lax bro is a Broski Who lives,eats,sleeps Lax He often wears Rainbow sandals,Lax shorts or boaters shorts....A PINNY is a must The lax bros always get chicks they consider there stick another family member....
" 3:30 In the morning" Bro walks in,HEY BRO CARE TO LAX Other Bro that was sleeping:FUCK YEAH LETS LAX.And that is a LAX BRO
by Anamethatisntfuckingtaken April 04, 2011
A chill dude who fucks bitches, smokes pot, and play lacross. Envied by the entire school. Known for their long hard sticks.
by brotastic123433 April 05, 2011
an indivdual of a group of douche bag lacrosse players. No matter where you go they are hated on, but they still think they are the shit.
If you see a guy with high top untied nikes with long hair and an over sized fitted hat with an ugly bright colored shirt then you know you are looking at a lax bro.
by Dave Greenberg November 24, 2008
a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes
*Arrives at Nantucket*
Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”
Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”
Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”
Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”
by Shookums666 August 15, 2018
A lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
Captain lax bro before a game: "Do work son!"
Lax bro 1: "Dude, did you just see that chick?!"
Lax bro 2: "Yeah bro she was alright."
Lax bro 1: "Just alright? Son you need your eyes checked."
Lax bro 2: "Bro chill, get with the flow, did you forget I'm practically engaged?"
Lax bro 1: "Dude, did you just see that chick?!"
Lax bro 2: "Yeah bro she was alright."
Lax bro 1: "Just alright? Son you need your eyes checked."
Lax bro 2: "Bro chill, get with the flow, did you forget I'm practically engaged?"
by brobabe May 08, 2009
The lax bro uniform, or dress code guidelines are as follows:
1) Headwear: Trucker hats, backwards college hats, goofy winter hats, (ie puff balls and ear flaps)
2) Hair: the longer the better, the wavier the better (wavy lettuce out the backside of helmet or cap)
3) Shirts: Polos, youth league T's, Pinnies, or Skins
4) Shorts: Plaid/Madras, seersucker, long team shorts
5) Footwear: Rainbow, Reefs, Turf shoes with high black socks
6) Accessories: hemp bracelets/necklace, shooting string or sidewall lace bracelets, Ray-ban, Arnetts, or Oakley shades, Lax themed tattoos (ie crossed sticks on calf)
1) Headwear: Trucker hats, backwards college hats, goofy winter hats, (ie puff balls and ear flaps)
2) Hair: the longer the better, the wavier the better (wavy lettuce out the backside of helmet or cap)
3) Shirts: Polos, youth league T's, Pinnies, or Skins
4) Shorts: Plaid/Madras, seersucker, long team shorts
5) Footwear: Rainbow, Reefs, Turf shoes with high black socks
6) Accessories: hemp bracelets/necklace, shooting string or sidewall lace bracelets, Ray-ban, Arnetts, or Oakley shades, Lax themed tattoos (ie crossed sticks on calf)
My brother Eric, also known as "MEAT" is a sweet lax bro. He's been drinking lots of Keystone light in his sweet Ursinus hat, blonde hair, sweet lax pinney, Madras, and Rainbows.
by namffoh30 December 07, 2009
Any male individual who plays (or assosiciates those who play) lacrosse. They wear hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair. Their vocabulary consists of, but is not limited to: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc.
Sam:Yo look at those shorts, their soo bro!
Kevin: Yeah, they're almost too bro!
Sam: You can't be too bro, bro!
Steve: Holy shit! Look at those Lax Bros ^^^
Kevin: Yeah, they're almost too bro!
Sam: You can't be too bro, bro!
Steve: Holy shit! Look at those Lax Bros ^^^
by Sneel April 30, 2009