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Small redneck town on 301 in Florida, known nationally as a speed trap for motorists. A pimple on the ass of Florida
The city of Lawtey is a speed trap, beware!
Lawtey by Not so dumb blond July 25, 2016
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Lawtey Florida 

Lawtey Florida is a small town located in North-East Florida along US-301. It is a recognized speed trap according to the American Auto Association (AAA). There is one public school in Lawtey, which is Lawtey Elementry School. There is one intersection in the town with a fully functional traffic light. The police dept, fire dept, and city hall are all housed in the same double-wide mobile home.
Lawtey Florida by navygunner May 10, 2011
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a hot person who likes stephen strange and uses she/they pronouns
I love lawfeys, they are better then you and your mom combined
Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon.

The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?

Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.
Lawtyr by Loxi July 16, 2009

Nii Lantey 

Nii Lantey is an African Ghanaian name that originates from Greater Accra Region of Ghana. Nii Lantey according to the Ga naming tradition , is the first male child of his parents.

Nii Lantey is a masculine yet tender yound man. Adventurous, resourceful, youthful, optimistic and a realist. He understands other people and meets all life's difficulties with a joyful heart. He really enjoys helping others, bringing them joy.

Having a Nii Lantey in the family brings more joyous moments because he is fun to be with.
Nii Lantey loves helping other people because he has a kind heart
Nii Lantey by Boss Baby Girl April 25, 2020

kian lawley 

Youtuber, Actor, Handsome AF. Basically my husband so back off ladies.
Kian Lawley! come on in, the doctor's ready to see you.
kian lawley by FOLLOWMEKIAN March 26, 2016
It's a very hot person who love Dr strange and is amazing and one of my favorite moots
Lawfeys by Lady_loki September 18, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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