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Lawful Evil 

Lawful evil is a tendency in RPG alignments that denotes a lawful behavior (ethics) in the chaotic-lawful axis and evil morality in the good-evil axis.
A lawful evil dictator that rules with an iron fist and oppresses its people is an example of lawful evil creature.
Lawful Evil by ChaoticNeutral2 August 12, 2011

Lawful Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Lawful Good" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Chaotic Stupid)
Lawful Stupid Player: My Paladin detects evil on the wizard, and attacks!

Other Players: But he's got an ogre and ten orcs...

Lawful Stupid Player: I smite the Wizard.

-The party is subsequently massacred.-

lawful mao 

A play on words that seem to be referring to the dictator Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) as being a law-abiding citizen, when in fact the phrase refers to LOFLMAO, a variation of ROFLMAO, meaning LOL'ing on the floor laughing. Despite the inherent redundancy, this phrase has been slowly growing in use as internet chat rooms seek newer ways to express themselves.
chadbrochillz18: I thought the new Twilight movie was pretty good.
PeteZombie: ....orly?
chadbrochillz18: Yah, Rob Pat is on top of his game. As was Shark Boy.
PeteZombie: GTFO. NOW.
*chadbrochillz banned
bloodninja2: Lawful Mao, sir.
PeteZombie: You too.
lawful mao by BloodninjaApprentice December 23, 2009

Lawful Evil 

Screwing people over using the rules for personal gain.
The GOP trying to get the market to collapse is Lawful Evil, as is a politician who ruins people's lives to promote their agenda.
Lawful Evil by That R0nald! February 18, 2013

lawful good 

Bella is lawful good, and therefore boring.
lawful good by guysiwnd July 19, 2016

lawful neutral 

Being that guy
When they say ya do it but they realy mean no don't that is lawful neutral
lawful neutral by Datttt guuuuy October 28, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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