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A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018
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THE BEST OF THE FEMALES!
so beautiful, everybody hates on her, she/he keeps them self together
and stay in they bag.
absolutely LOVES food
will do anything for the ones thats there!
very gansta, but stylish at the same time!
barely have friends
and very nice and talk-a-tive!
lavaria is beautiful and stay in her bag! PERIODTTT
lavaria by matchmywave February 7, 2019

lavar ball 

Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.
Lavar ball is a fat lard who only can do 2 pull ups
lavar ball by Nikkideez March 15, 2017
When you hype something up far beyond its true level of hype.
Bout to see if 13 reasons why is good or if they Lavar'ed it.
Lavar'ed by LonzoBall March 31, 2017

Lavarian Barrel Roll 

A theatre term: An insertion of a small prop during a scene involving some kind of roll to stay out of view of the audience. Said roll does not have to be a barrel roll, but most usually is. Usually referred to by acronym; LBR
"Dang I forgot to put that knife out on stage and had to pull a lavarian barrel roll."
A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.
"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."
"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."
lanyard by Bill M. July 29, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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