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a young positive guy that lives his life to the fullest.
Lavado has no regrets & doesnt give a fuck about what you think about him.
He is very handsome male & can attract woman to him without trying.
Have you seen what Lavaado posted on social media today ?
Lavaado by Lateshaa November 23, 2021
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le lavandou 

The French exit off the Hershey Highway
I went to le Lavandou because i heard French broads tan topless, but there was only sausage.
le lavandou by Kazimierz August 23, 2006
1. The result of a tornado descending upon an active volcano (torcano), lavadogs occur when a lavabomb hits the ground and creates a new lava flow, typically many miles away from the original volcano.
2. Any dog that has somehow been overcome with or fallen into lava. Lavadogs tend to be somewhat evil and extremely hot to the touch.
1. A lavadog from that torcano on Mt. St. Helens was seen flowing right down Main Street in downtown Portland.
2. My dog used to be really friendly, until he fell into that pit of lava. Now he is a typical lavadog, always biting and burning me.
Lavadog by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009
When your shit comes out green with the consistency of molten lava, causing a burning sensation.
After eating mexican the other day I got a bad case of lavacado.
Lavacado by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

cuadro lavado 

Another street term for cocaine, only this time it's the pure stuff, uncut, fat rocks, you get the picture. A term used a lot in narcocorridos.
"El corrido que yo canto no es para un mafioso es para un marihuano.
Master Kush su favorita, Pistiar bucanitas, y un Cuadro Lavado."

"El Afro" Legado 7
cuadro lavado by SteezyNutss March 12, 2017

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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