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Lauren (Man)

A Lauren is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. He’s strong and doesn’t care about the opinions of others. When he’s upset, he’ll either let you know and/or doesn't want people to know because he feels powerless and he's a strong person. He is extremely caring and compassionate but he doesn't take crap from anyone. He's not afraid to dance in the street but he can be calm and quiet when he wants to. When people talk to him they can't help but smile because he's a very positive person and brightens up any situation. When I see sunshine I think of a Lauren. He really is just a big ball of sunshine. He's very confident in himself and also generally very self conscious. He's not quick to trust anyone but he's also not quick to judge. A Lauren is the kind of person you want to keep in your life forever because he really can brighten your darkest days. If you are blessed enough to have a Lauren in your life never let him go or you’ll regret it!
P1: Hey, we really need someone that’s perfect to host this event!

P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.
Lauren (Man) by shrimpngrits83 January 29, 2020
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Lauren Man 

the hottest person alive

way hotter than you

out of your league

(wouldn’t tell me how to spell their last name 😐)
me: are you even friends with Lauren Man
you: um no..
me: then get a life loser 🙄

Lauren's Man 

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.
"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"
Lauren's Man by tinydoll May 15, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026