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black out mode laundry man 

when you are extremely fucked up and you do your laundry.
damn i have shit loads of laundry to do i have to be the black out mode laundry man tonight.

Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.
"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."

laundrymonster 

To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.
I think it's time to do my laundry before the laundrymonster eats my dog.
laundrymonster by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

laundrymat

it means to get rid of your cheating mancheat
i'm headed to the laudrymat
laundrymat by the crew April 25, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026