Lass will Love Vitch again

Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.

"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"

"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"

Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!