Las Cortinas de Carne

n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.
"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."
by Chris O.. September 04, 2008
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