langenberg

they are very cool and deserving everyone needs someone with this last name.

omg her last name is langenberg

by capybaraspullup May 18, 2022

Domenic Langenberg

A man with strength that only korben can be compared to. He is the only gun shearer around who was bitten by a radioactive sheep. The sheep gave him super shearing powers and all people need to do is to shine his special flashlight in the air. He can only be addressed by gun shearer or Big Mac

The Domenic Langenberg has been summoned to the shearing shed.

by anonymous November 17, 2022

Dudley Langenegger

Arguably the greatest film producer in cinemagraphic history. Responsible for the buddy cop drama "Hard Heat". A recluse, he is rarely seen outside his beachside mansion.

Dude #1: You'll never guess who I saw the other day.
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: None other than Dudley Langenegger himself!
Dude #2: No way! What was he doing?
Dude #1: Well, he was wearing a paisley robe, sitting on his verandah, sipping on a green tea, reading the Sunday newspaper, on a Friday! Then he lit his pipe with a flaming 100 dollar bill!
Dude #2: Wow! That guy sure is great. All girls wanna be with him, and all guys wanna be him.
Dude #1: I reckon!

by Maximus Cornelius May 22, 2006

landenberg

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

by lburger February 24, 2005

Laubenberg

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006

laubenberg

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013