Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.

Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen

Landon Shaw by Brxsr January 12, 2023

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landen shaw

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp

have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is

landen shaw by lannybigman February 14, 2019

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The London Shawty

The Shawty in London u be chattin with catching a vibe 4,000 miles away. Don’t get me started with the Dutch shawty. :/

“Yo bro, I just met the London Shawty.”
“You still talking with the London Shawty lol.”

The London Shawty by ry2funny January 10, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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