Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.

Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen

Landon Shaw by Brxsr January 12, 2023

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landen shaw

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp

have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is

landen shaw by lannybigman February 14, 2019

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The London Shawty

The Shawty in London u be chattin with catching a vibe 4,000 miles away. Don’t get me started with the Dutch shawty. :/

“Yo bro, I just met the London Shawty.”
“You still talking with the London Shawty lol.”

The London Shawty by ry2funny January 10, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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