Skip to main content

landlubber 

Someone who was as clumsy onboard a ship as a person who has never been to sea. Coming from a pirate - it's very offensive!
Avast ye, landlubbers!
landlubber by Esmeralda November 9, 2003
Words you can keep

landlubber 

a derogatory term for someone who has never set to sea and is worse because of it.
hand over your rum you filthy landlubber
landlubber by Bonnie Esposito July 2, 2006

land lubber 

(n.) One who lives on the land and is bad at sailing or has never been on a boat.
If you don't live near water, you are probably a land lubber.
land lubber by Technochocolate March 3, 2005

Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.
Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*

Land Lubber 

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.
Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!
Land Lubber by wordier July 15, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next