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Land the Plane

Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".
Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-

Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
Land the Plane by FauxRealz October 27, 2009
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Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!
Land the plane by Rjakie May 17, 2025

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”
Land the plane by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Watch the planes land 

Hey baby wanna go watch the planes land
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