Land bag 

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.

“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”

Land bag by Faultliner May 26, 2025

landbag 

What you call a landlord who is obsessively cheap. She's a lonely old bitch who is always trying to use her tennants to do maintenance, without compensation. She is a general nuisance who will enter tennants apartment without consent.

The landbag came by to collect the rent.

landbag by Faultliner December 5, 2017