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Lancaster, South Carolina 

Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.
I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.

That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

Lancaster,South Carolina 

Pronounced Lank-ca-ster from those who grew up there. It's located on the South Carolina/North Carolina border in the top middle of South Carolina. Lancaster is a wonderful small town to grow up in and offers many attractions. It's the birthplace of many famous people including President Andrew Jackson and Apollo astronaut Charles Duke. Lancaster was built around the Cotton Mill gaint Springs Industries which was owned by Col. Elliott White Springs the famous World War 1 pilot.
Lancaster,South Carolina is the birthplace of President Andrew Jackson!

Lancaster,South Carolina 

of you lived in lancaster , you should know it is sucks and it is nothing to do down here and people will get mad at you for going to right path lol . Lancaster only has the bowling alley and thats trash , of anybody moves here tell them to go back where they came people cause it was probably better there then it is here . there is no fun places in this little town unless u try tumble and roll and your like 4 lol . um so "DONT COME TO LANCASTER< IT SUCKS! and none of are schools are good :)
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026