Lanalp

To require a smoothie before going out to sell drugs.

"Where's the dopeman?" " I bet he's Lanalped on us again."

by Nigganuhnigga December 22, 2013

Lanapult

When a bro is railing a chick out hard, she is on top just riding that bro. When he is about to finish he grabs underneath her legs. grips the slam piece tight and catapults her into the wall and screaming "done" then rolls out to drink with the bros.

Did you hear about johnny lanapulting that slam piece?

Yeah bro I thought I heard something hit the wall.

by Slampiece wrecker February 28, 2011

lanaspepsiicola69

an account on tik tok that loves both lana del rey and finn wolfhard. they do this plus makes earings out of pads and red paint

lanaspepsiicola69 is my fave tik tok account.

by imprettywhenicry March 2, 2021

Lanal Sex

Anal sex that doesn't involve penetration. The male sticks his penis in between the girl's (or guy's) butt cheeks and proceeds to thrust, just like one would while titty-fucking.

Man, she wouldn't let me have regular anal, but I did give her some Lanal sex last night!

by lanalexpert69 January 13, 2011

Lanapse

Is a feeling to describe that perfect feeling where you aren't quite ready to say "i love you" yet but like them way more than just saying I like you. Its that limbo stage in the relationship. This word fills that void for when you look them deep in the eye but can't quite get the guts to say I love you so the word lanapse replaces love and just falls out.

He looked at his sweetheart and said, "I lanapse you"

by Juicy B September 29, 2013

lanal

she goes for the same guys and if they dont like her she gets depressed. She also really likes sour juice:) shes a baddie && a cat .

friend 1 “ hey is lanal coming?”
friend 2 “ no shes crying over mason again.”

by elizabeth harvey October 24, 2019

Lanalisa

Lanalisa: a Person who's parents obviously had difficulty naming their child. She is very crazy about one person. She can get annoying sometimes but, you love her anyway. she is very loyal to those who can be trusted and can hold your secrets in for forever. If you love a girl named Lanalisa or have a friend named Lanalisa, never ever let them go.

Lanalisa just ate thirty cheeseburgers in under ten minutes.

loyal trusted

by It.doesnt.get.better October 22, 2014