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To require a smoothie before going out to sell drugs.
"Where's the dopeman?" " I bet he's Lanalped on us again."
Lanalp by Nigganuhnigga December 22, 2013
Words you can keep

Lanapult 

When a bro is railing a chick out hard, she is on top just riding that bro. When he is about to finish he grabs underneath her legs. grips the slam piece tight and catapults her into the wall and screaming "done" then rolls out to drink with the bros.
Did you hear about johnny lanapulting that slam piece?

Yeah bro I thought I heard something hit the wall.
Lanapult by Slampiece wrecker February 28, 2011

lanaspepsiicola69 

an account on tik tok that loves both lana del rey and finn wolfhard. they do this plus makes earings out of pads and red paint
lanaspepsiicola69 is my fave tik tok account.

Lanal Sex 

Anal sex that doesn't involve penetration. The male sticks his penis in between the girl's (or guy's) butt cheeks and proceeds to thrust, just like one would while titty-fucking.
Man, she wouldn't let me have regular anal, but I did give her some Lanal sex last night!
Lanal Sex by lanalexpert69 January 13, 2011
Is a feeling to describe that perfect feeling where you aren't quite ready to say "i love you" yet but like them way more than just saying I like you. Its that limbo stage in the relationship. This word fills that void for when you look them deep in the eye but can't quite get the guts to say I love you so the word lanapse replaces love and just falls out.
He looked at his sweetheart and said, "I lanapse you"
Lanapse by Juicy B September 29, 2013
she goes for the same guys and if they dont like her she gets depressed. She also really likes sour juice:) shes a baddie && a cat .
friend 1 “ hey is lanal coming?”
friend 2 “ no shes crying over mason again.”
lanal by elizabeth harvey October 24, 2019
Lanalisa: a Person who's parents obviously had difficulty naming their child. She is very crazy about one person. She can get annoying sometimes but, you love her anyway. she is very loyal to those who can be trusted and can hold your secrets in for forever. If you love a girl named Lanalisa or have a friend named Lanalisa, never ever let them go.
Lanalisa just ate thirty cheeseburgers in under ten minutes.

loyal trusted
Lanalisa by It.doesnt.get.better October 22, 2014
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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