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Laliko has a defined body and a six pack. Sometimes you can feel like the only thing he is is an duchy asshole but deep inside he’s a guy with a great soul. He’s good in school but for him it’s way more important to be funny. He’s being invited to every party.
The popular girls like him but the others think he’s stupid for trying to be someone he’s not.
Pretends to be someone cool? THATS LALIKO!
Laliko by Madisoooon October 22, 2019
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A japanese art form. Lolikon is an artform in which the artist draws suggestive material towards, underage, or small females.
The art form is commenly known throughout America and Japan.
"Dude that 'Lolikon' on your computer rocks!"
Lolikon by Kin21_3 October 26, 2005
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Someone who cares and loves everybody the way they are. Good listener and notices a lot about a person.
Person 1: hey who's that over by the wall?
Person 2: oh he's just the kid from class.
Person 1: is he a wallflower?
Person 2: kinda he's more of a Lalito
Lalito by Mr!Me August 13, 2015
Anime term: Young or underage girl.
Usually conveyed as innocent/curious and put in a tempting, not-so-innocent situation. See jailbait.
Girl: I just stayed at some guys house. He's 23.
Friend: But you're a lolikon...
Girl: I know. Hehe.

Male Over the Age of 18: That girl is way too hot to be a lolikon. o_o;
lolikon by Wistful July 5, 2005
When something is lmao, roflcptr, and omg you don't have to write it. Just use lalipop!
Lalipop! I've played this lvl for 2 hours now!
lalipop by Smacke August 19, 2006
A "sweet" little virgin loli girl with a fondness for cake and muffins (particularly of the chocolate variety) but an inexplicable fear of the letter k at the end of her nicknames. Provides an endless amount of joy for those with a fondness towards teasing her.
Ahaha, that Lolikok is quite good for laughs.
Lolikok by Webby-sama December 18, 2012
The lolita complex -- or to be engrossed with pedophilia.
Damn it Richard, stop being such a lolikon pervert.
lolikon by Walkure April 13, 2003
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