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The royal family got a hint of the Lakanu's.
Lakanu by Trust sense September 30, 2022
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Lakan Dula 

Lakan is a title in the pre - hispanic Filipino nobility which means "paramount ruler" and Dula is the name of the paramount ruler.
Lakan Dula is not Lakandula and never Rajah Lakandula, you moron.
Lakan Dula by Ruby Ronquillo April 5, 2008
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lakandula 

Lakandula is an illiterate way of writing Lakan Dula, the pre - hispanic King of Manila. This is the spelling of the paid hacks usually identified with a family from Lubao, Pampanga Philippines whose tall tales written by their great grandfather put them on the side of the traitors and not with the Philippine heroes. What a bad writer of tall tales.
You do not spell Lakan Timamanukum as lakantimamanukum, so, dont spell Lakan Dula as lakandula, you moron.
lakandula by Dennis Arroyo March 9, 2011

Ancestors of Lakan Dula 

The Ancestors of Lakan Dula and David Dulay (David Dula y Goiti)

1. Batang Dula: Father of David Dula y Goiti; Son of Lakan Dula and Mutya;Brother of Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Dionisio Capulong.

2. Lakan Dula (1503 - 1589): David's grandfather; Husband of Mutya; Son of Rajah Sulaiman I and Ysmeria; Father of Batang Dula, Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Dionisio Capulong.

3. Mutya: David's grandmother; Wife of Lakan Dula; Mother of Batang Dula, Felipe Salonga, Magat Salamat, Dionisio Capulong.

4. Rajah Sulaiman I: David's great grandfather; Son of Rajah Lontok and Dayang Kalangitan; Husband of Ysmeria; Father of Lakan Dula and Rajah Sulaiman II,; Brother of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat and Gat Kahiya.

5. Ysmeria: David's great grandmother; Wife of Rajah Sulaiman I; Mother of Lakan Dula and Rajah Sulaiman II.

6. Rajah Lontok: David's second great grandfather; Son of Sultan Bolkiah and Lela Mechanai; Husband of Dayang Kalangitan; Father of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat, Rajah Sulaiman I and Gat Kahiya; Brother of Rajah Gappandan

7. Dayang Kalangitan: David's second great grandmother; Wife of Rajah Lontok;Mother of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat, Rajah Sulaiman I and Gat Kahiya

8. Sultan Bolkiah: David's third great grandfather; Son of Sultan Sulaiman; Husband of Lela Mechanai; Father of Rajah Lontok and Rajah Gappandan.
Lakan Timamanukum is one of the ancestors of Lakan Dula.
Beautiful southern girl, generally with a nice rear area, coolest girl on the block, hottest girl on the planet, surprised you with knowledge, usually knows older rap and country music both making her even more desirable
Guy 1: Did you see the lakan today?
Guy 2: Yea she sent me a Dr. Dre quote earlier.
Guy 1: How are so lucky to always be talking with her?!
lakan by deLiefde June 24, 2017

lakandis 

Kandis is a pretty brown skin girl who sometimes does too much shes nice when she wants to be and doesn't jump to conclusions and loves using emojis
lakandis by rainbowkitten2020 October 19, 2019

laaanuhnchg 

a very pog lunch
Person 1: "Hey, Jimmy, whatcha doin'?"
Person 2: "Oh, just havin' some laaanuhnchg"
laaanuhnchg by MagiYT November 14, 2020
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