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jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .
"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2
jon lajoie by alansfr April 6, 2008
Related Words
Lajfo • laffo • Lajos • Lapford • Lafo • LaFonda • Lafont • laforet • Lajon • lamfoo

LaFountain Dip

A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.
Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.

Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.
LaFountain Dip by cheeser696 December 29, 2010

LapFox Trax

The best electronica radio station ever. Invented by musical genius Renard Queenston, it has many aliases that each have their own genre. Truly is a masterpiece.
Friend 1 listening to Friend 2's headphones: "Holy crap, this is a good song! Where'd you find this at?"

Friend 2: "LapFox Trax."
LapFox Trax by Mist117 November 27, 2011
latfo by malkduds March 23, 2018
Lajoska is a very gorgeous fat man who has a sexy moustache also he likes to play footbal
Can be used in an argument
Guy 1: fuck you
Guy2: no u
Guy 1: Lajoska, I won
Lajoska by The skinny Lajoska October 7, 2020
Chinese: 老虎 "Laufoo"
Laufoo by Laufoo February 6, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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