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Lahni is a very beachy type girl, she can make friends easily, She has the best hair, and an amazing body, With your first encounter with Lahni you will not regret it, Lahni can be a bit crazy and out going, but she also knows how to remain calm, Lahni is a biffle foreva and alwayyys ! oxoxoxoxoxoxox
She has the best beach body and hair, Shes such a Lahni.
lahni by emaleeissahcool123 November 12, 2012
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Lahnis like armadillos and if you find one that happens to have another name before lahni, then they're most likely a goddess and you should do what ever they tell you to do because if you don't, you'll most likely wake up made of bad chili and glass.

jars are nice.
geraLd: Hey Mrs.Golden, why is your son a statue of chili and glass and in a wagon?

Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-

geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?

Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.
Lahni by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo September 21, 2019
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lahni Lahniya ju-lahni lah'nie lani lanie Lainie lanier lahna Laini
Someone who is a farmer and is a huge Woody Allen fan.
Person 1: Hey did you see Matthew the other day?

Person 2: Yeah he is a total Lahni, he wouldn't stop talking about crop rotation and Woody Allen.
Lahni by Evanuel August 4, 2019
Don’t get me started about Lahni. She’s the BEST girl you’ll meet. She hangs out with you, messes around with you and comforts you. She has the best hair. Even though she may cry at times she’s the toughest girl ever. We all love a Lahni. LYSM LAHNI XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX.
person1: hey who’s that-?
person2: how dont you know? shes lahni, the best girl ever. youll never meet another Lahni like her.
Lahni by Moo<33 June 15, 2022

ju-lahni 

A wonderful awesome person
ju-lahni by Apple10 May 20, 2015
A beautiful individual who at times can be very misunderstood.

Her brave and sometimes blunt attitude can get her in trouble..
But nevertheless her attempts to rise above the circumstances supersedes any obstacle in her way. She's intelligent, head-strong, physically strong and mentally stable. She's dependable, honest, and caring. Someone that's worth keeping in your life.
She is sooo Lanique. :)
Lanique by UnrelasedPheonix June 10, 2012
lanie is a smart and beautiful girl.she is always there for anyone no matter how special they are to her. when she loves she loves hard so don't hurt her bc she is very emotional.even if your mean to her she will never be like that to you.she is the one girl you can count on for anything...she a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister....anyone would be very lucky to have her.
wow i want that lanie...
lanie by Lanieeee December 11, 2016
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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