1 definition by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo
Lahnis like armadillos and if you find one that happens to have another name before lahni, then they're most likely a goddess and you should do what ever they tell you to do because if you don't, you'll most likely wake up made of bad chili and glass.
jars are nice.
jars are nice.
geraLd: Hey Mrs.Golden, why is your son a statue of chili and glass and in a wagon?
Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-
geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?
Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.
Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-
geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?
Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.
by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo September 21, 2019