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LaGrange 

A Western suburb of Chicago that is close enough to Chicago to realize how boring the suburbs are and how sweet Chicago is. "Downtown" of the suburb shuts down on a weekend night around 9pm as the only people who really go out in downtown LaGrange are either parents over 30 who frequent the 50+ restaurants or are the junior high kids who stand outside of Starbucks and try to act like badasses, but have a 9:30pm curfew.
"Drinking a caramel macchiatto while standing on the corner of LaGrange Rd. and Harris while holding my skateboard makes me feel like a badass."
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LaGrange 

small town located about 70 miles southwest of Atlanta; widely known as a breeding ground for frat stars and sick-awesome football players. where no means yes and yes means buttsex.
is that blake? yeah, he's that fratty kid from lagrange who wets the bed after he hooks up.
LaGrange by B-Duds January 9, 2007

Lagrange 

LaGrange is a city in Georgia about eight miles from Atlanta. It is a hot bubbly stink fuck skid mark of the south. Most people are on meth and percocets, and the others are alcoholics getting date raped in college. It’s amazing that anyone there even knows how to tie a fucking shoe.
Yeah man I know where to get some real mediocre meth in Lagrange
Lagrange by Engaginglylost May 15, 2018

LaGrange 

A city. But, not really at city at all--more like a large area made up of several slums, infested with rednecks. Generally, not fratty. Many local do not have their front teeth, replacing them with cow teeth. Local letter jacket is a rip-off of Lovett's.
Gore is from LaGrange. He's not fratty. He has cow teeth. His letter jacket is a rip-off of Lovett's. He's not sick awesome at all.
LaGrange by faisald January 28, 2008

LaGrange 

LaGrange, other was known as "LA Grange", is the worst town in the state of Ohio. 95% of the students at the high school are pregnant, including males. 80% of the population are drug dealers. 99% of the population uses some sort of illegal drugs. If you ever drive to LaGrange, keep driving and never look back.
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LaGrange Hot 

The misconception that a mediocre girl from LaGrange College is actually a hot girl due to the lack of actual hot girls there to set the standards high.
Guy1: Damn man. That might be the most beautiful girl I've seen all year.
Guy2: Dude you need to get out in the real world because she is only LaGrange Hot at best.
LaGrange Hot by jike56youtube4eva November 4, 2009

Lagrange Point 

A Lagrange point is a place relative to two large bodies (e.g, the Sun and the Earth, or the Sun and Jupiter) where the gravitational and centrifigal forces on a small body that remains at the same point relative to the two large bodies are balanced.
x - (1 - ì)(x - ì)/|x - ì|³ - ì(x + 1 - ì)/|x + 1 - ì|³ = 0
Lagrange Point by bob October 6, 2004
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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