Lagget

Noun: an individual who's computer runs really slow or lags on MMO servers.

Guy #1: "AH! my computer ish teh lagget!"

Guy #2: "Stop making up excuses n00b."

by DiskoStikk June 23, 2009

Lagget

Lagget; One who blames the fact that they are no good at playing video games on the internet connection causing lag in the game.

Zachary is a lagget, he can't play a video game if his life depended on it.

by Reel life April 20, 2020

Lagget

A person who is eaily offended or sensitive.

John is a total lagget, i mean did you see that i said he was funny and he started crying.

by Josh04 March 6, 2017

laggermeister

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

lugget

someone who is lazy, fat, and diabetic that does nothing but sit on their ass, play fortnite, and eats pizza.

holy shit get off your ass and go outside you fucking lugget

by connorfitzmorris February 14, 2020

lagger

@ghostiintom

lagger “a person that takes ages to reply”

by jenniescum July 5, 2020