Someone: im no troll im a livign legend, iriusly

reply: Looks like you came down with a case of Laef Landre.
by SpruceGoose August 25, 2006
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a Laefe is a mystical wizard who tends lives in the deepest recess of the northern dungeons. they are well versed in a myriad of different skills, however perfer to spend time brewing Potions of Inebriation. They may be willing to impart their wisdom to you if you are judged as a worthy pupil. Although a Laefe may seem unassuming, do not provoke them, or else you will quickly meet the floor, as they usually have a black belt and/or other martial arts experience. They act as a fatherly figure to those they care about, and their empathy runs extremely deep. Their wisdom -however valid- often goes unrecognized, so it is important to be receptive to whatever they might say to you. If you gain the trust of a Laefe, be sure not to break it, as they possess clairvoyance and can see into your future. A Laefe who trusts you will always look to lend you a helping hand.
"Yoo that bartender mixed some strong drinks, I was sloshed after 3 rounds!"

"Yeah he was a total Laefe bro! Hooked us up foreal!"
by HONEY December 21, 2022
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