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a Laefe is a mystical wizard who tends lives in the deepest recess of the northern dungeons. they are well versed in a myriad of different skills, however perfer to spend time brewing Potions of Inebriation. They may be willing to impart their wisdom to you if you are judged as a worthy pupil. Although a Laefe may seem unassuming, do not provoke them, or else you will quickly meet the floor, as they usually have a black belt and/or other martial arts experience. They act as a fatherly figure to those they care about, and their empathy runs extremely deep. Their wisdom -however valid- often goes unrecognized, so it is important to be receptive to whatever they might say to you. If you gain the trust of a Laefe, be sure not to break it, as they possess clairvoyance and can see into your future. A Laefe who trusts you will always look to lend you a helping hand.
"Yoo that bartender mixed some strong drinks, I was sloshed after 3 rounds!"

"Yeah he was a total Laefe bro! Hooked us up foreal!"
Laefe by HONEY December 21, 2022
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Loki Laufeyson 

Adoptive son of Odin and Frigga. Adoptive brother of Thor. His true parents are Laufey and Farbauti, frost giants of the realm Jotenheim. Loki discovers he is a frost giant by coming in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters in the first Thor movie. He is misunderstood, contrary to others thinking bad of him. He is incredibly attractive and is cunning and intelligent. He has an army of fangirls all over, especially on tumblr. He steals the hearts of Midgardian females with just a smile. He is mischievous. He is Loki. And Loki is awesome.
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Loki Laufeyson by vero900 December 27, 2013
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Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

Loki Laufeyson 

The hottest marvel villain ever. He's adopted by a crusty old God and an amazing goddess named Frigga. He's really Elsa in disguise.
Loki Laufeyson can **** ** *** ***** * *** **** ***
Loki Laufeyson by mythandmarvel September 4, 2021
An amazing guy that does everything for you is is allways their when needed
Man my best friend is a laeeq
laeeq by HH{°×°} May 17, 2018

james lafferty 

Wudnt mind doing james lafferty tonite :P
james lafferty by steph April 19, 2005
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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