Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts

I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass

Ladder Ass by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

ass lander 

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

ass lander by Whosit606 September 1, 2019