Lynched

To feel trolled by surrealist director David Lynch due to a general inability to fully comprehend his movies or ideas.

'Man, I watched the last episode of Twin Peaks last night and it was just bonkers, there was no plot whatsoever.'

'Bro, I know, I think we just got lynched.'

by froglocust June 28, 2017

Lynched

To get beaten up by a number of people at once.

Yeah did you hear there was a big fight and Chris got lynched.

by Jillian September 26, 2004

Lynched

1. To completley destroy
2. Hit extremly hard
3. To be leveled

Brian lynched that kid at the game last night!

by Son Of Aces May 27, 2009

Lynched

To be accosted by a certain WHS administrator

Yo you hear about Bill dog?, He got Lynched this morning because he wore a hat, he'll be spendning the next month in ISS with detention for the rest of the year

by XC03 February 15, 2005

lynched

to steal someone like matt would

let me lynch it......... LYNCHED

by j-dawg September 11, 2003

Lynched

When you go behind a friend’s back to secure a deal for yourself.

I was going to buy that toy but my friend totally lynched it

by CRG86 September 13, 2021

ass lynched

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.

1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009