Lurgang

To be Jobless

"Hey Mom!"
"Hello son!"
"I am Lurgang"
"Get out of my house"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

LURGANG

To be Jobless.

Lurgang: "Hey Mom"

Mother: "What's up son!"

Lurgang: "I am Lurgang"
Mother: "Leave my house"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

Lurgan Champagne

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Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

lurgan

Honestly the town with all the junior high ones smoking their little e cig (it’s meant to help you quit smoking), honestly they don’t want to get caught but end up doing it at like 2:45 pm in a public park where tons of houses can see you doing the sesh. They also do weed.

Fun fact: there was some kid who was “slabbering” about a girl and ending up getting beaten; in his own house. Because everyone beat his door down.

Then we got the ones after junior high and the ones that are still in junior high shouting “FUCK THE PEELERS” “NO SURRENDER - THE POPES A BENDER”. like their so proud to
be a protestant, it’s honestly an embarrassment. Always doing weed in an abandoned factory.

lurgan is also the place that people use the phrase “Lah” instead of “Lad”. Mainly a way of acting hard

“You live in Craigavon bie?

“Ay!”

“Which part?”

“Lurgan!”

“That shithole, that’s lethal lah.”

by OKBOOMERo0Oo0O December 11, 2019

lurgan

A reality tv show that surrounds 3 young professionals, two of which have chlamydia. Try to guess which ones

This week on Lurgan...

by illgiveyouchlamydia September 17, 2017

lurange

the luring of guys with slutty attire, and hoe-ish behavior

The men were all over the woman after she luranged them.

by Courtneh February 13, 2009

Lurgan College

A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.

Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.

by Evan donaldson September 7, 2020