2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
"Scored with a new guy last night!"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
Detouring from your original path on your way home to think about the bigger things in life.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.