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long way round 

1. TV show featuring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman traveling from Britain to New York by motorcycle

2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
"Scored with a new guy last night!"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
long way round by Evening Council August 17, 2011

Long Way Threeway 

When one member of a long distance relationship has sex with another person and Skypes their significant other.
Pam is dating Betty, who lives in another state, and was horny so he decided to have a long way threeway while ramming a Slampiece.
Long Way Threeway by P.A.N.B. February 26, 2013

long way down 

Long way down is a three word sentence that mean "on the way to hell"
Hey man! I missed Sunday mass, it's a surely a long way down for me
long way down by holymolyjen September 16, 2016

i fuck with you the long way 

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

the long way home 

Detouring from your original path on your way home to think about the bigger things in life.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
Jane: So, are you going straight home after work?
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
the long way home by aceme September 20, 2013